Maybe Ramen Noodles Aren't Just a Meal I'm Not Thrilled About

I'm beginning to suspect
that, biologically speaking,
I just don't agree with them.

I've been tampering,
though, and maybe
I only have to tamper
some more.

Thing is, I've got
a lot of packets.

Also, I may know
why my parents
didn't specifically
refer to it as
a "care package."