If I Was a Pirate My Name Would Be Nobeard

You can thank
Grant Morrison
for the name
Nobeard (he
was in the
Manhattan Guardian
part of the
Seven Soldiers
project),
but me for
making it
relevant again.

Yesterday
I ended up
shaving off
the beard I
just wrote
about, but
hey, I had
it for like
a month.

It just means
now I know
what a beard
means, personally,
I mean. Deep, huh?

Mountain Man Beard

After so many years
of pretty much
growing one,

I grew a beard
a few weeks ago.

I'm told it's
a mountain man beard,
But I swear I did
at least some maintenance,
so it's not completely wild.

I'm trying to decide
how long I'll have it,
the beard, not its length.

Am I in a beard period
or mere interim?

I started out,
personally,
by calling it
a recession beard,
so who knows, really?

If I keep it
as long as
the economy stinks,
I might be able to join

ZZ Top.

Did anyone else
hear about the second
Tea Party?