I'll Go Crazy If I Don't Go Crazy Tonight!!!

You don't have to tell me
that I have an erratic
personality

and the simple explanation
is that people make me crazy,
and I have a hard time
dealing with it, oh, and
I've also made it easy
to deal with, by
going crazy.

But I'm always working
on it. I like to think
that I'm a little more
rational than other
people, and so when
I realize crazy people
are making me crazy,
and that crazy is crazy,
maybe more than crazy
people are able to handle,
I try to refine it,

be less crazy.

But I have to be crazy,
because crazy people
really ought to know
that they're crazy.

The best way to make
a problem worse
is to pretend
that it doesn't
exist,

but that's exactly
what people most
like to do.

(The second best way
to make a problem
worse is to handle it
poorly.)

(The third way
is to criticize
the people
trying to make
it better
until their efforts
are made null
and void,
exactly what
you hoped for
and what you
were doing
yourself.)

But really,
if I don't
go crazy, then
it's my belief
that it will
only be worse,

so that's why
if I don't go
crazy tonight

I'll go crazy

permanently.